[Mikal kHill]
Picture me rapping on acoustic guitar
For a hostile crowd at a traditional blues bar
Redneck in the crowd said keep it up you’re gonna get it
But every single Tuesday we were right back at it

[int eighty]
12 shows, 3 days, yeah I’m gonna push it
Main stage at DEF CON, fell into the bushes
Ninjula pulled me out faster than it happened
Invaders Must Die while continually rapping

[Mikal kHill]
On stage many years ago at Nerdapoolza
Schaffer said come hype me for maybe a song or two, (yeah?)
He said get in character, before we do “The Bender”
And the view of the ceiling from the floor’s all I remember

[int eighty]
Arrived at the party for the crew from 801
But the people next door didn’t want us having fun
Not to belabor, but instead address the haters
So I kicked a little freestyle, and it went FUCK THE NEIGHBORS


[Chorus]
Make some noise if you want to see a shitshow (yeeeaaahhhhh)
From the front to the back to the fifth row
We open in San Luis Obispo
Then pass out on BART in San Francisco

Make some noise if you want to see a shitshow (yeeeaaahhhhh)
From the front to the back to the fifth row
We open in San Luis Obispo
Then pass out on BART in San Francisco


[Mikal kHill]
Another year at NAP they couldn’t get the dates right
But Beaker came through and got us down there, so tight
We crowded a tiny room with like 150
And invented whispercore in room 360

[int eighty]
We had a show in Brooklyn with an unexpected plot twist
A staff member checking was aggressively stand-offish
Mikal broke a mic stand, ready to throw his right hand
Had to pee in a trash can to detour any fight plans

[Mikal kHill]
I might have broke a couple bottles but I didn’t whoop his ass
And as far as I know nobody lost any cash
We wound down at a diner, nobody threw a fist
And I didn’t go to jail for wrecking a failed guitarist

[int eighty]
My first Brazil booking, yeah, I only made it
‘Cause the show coordinator seized the day and then she saved it
Two years later started dating here and now
Two years after that, found ourselves exchanging vows

[Chorus]
Make some noise if you want to see a shitshow (yeeeaaahhhhh)
From the front to the back to the fifth row
We open in San Luis Obispo
Then pass out on BART in San Francisco

Make some noise if you want to see a shitshow (yeeeaaahhhhh)
From the front to the back to the fifth row
We open in San Luis Obispo
Then pass out on BART in San Francisco